An Important Letter

Dear Time Change,
I need for you to be aware of the havoc that you wreak on my life. You make it very difficult to arise in the morning and even more difficult to retire in the evening. You are an unecessary part of the time routine which we have developed.
I understand that historically the time change was used due to the farmer's needing more light during the summer, however these amazing things called halogen lamps were invented. These lamps completely irradicate the need for you to come and mess with all that is good.
If you could just stay one way of the other we could all be content with the hours of the day, though you come along just about the time we all get used to the time of day and suddenly it's time to spring forward. Mr. Time Change, I don't "Spring" very well in the morning on a typical basis and you make it exceedingly more difficult when you choose to make me move the clock forward.
Mr. Time Change, I know that there are many others who feel in the affirmative and I could gather those signatures to develop a lenghty petition for you to discontinue falling back or springing forward from this point forward.
I realize that you may not have feelings, but I need you to know that Mr. Time Change I loathe thee.
With Contempt,
Amberly Haney